Ugh. Winter gift-giving, young tribe no give much this year. Wise man say so.

Big winter gift-giving time coming! Cavepeople spend less this year. PwC, smart fire-counters, say cavepeople spend little rocks and mammoth tusks, about 1,552 shiny pebbles, on gifts, travel, and fun times. Less than last year. Cavepeople hunt less mammoth, gather less berries because fire rock prices high. Many cavepeople say “Ug!” to high prices. They hunt bargains like clever sabertooth. Some cavepeople travel less. Stay in cave, snuggle with family. PwC say younger cavepeople, not yet elders, spend more. Maybe want impress mate. Older cavepeople spend less. Already have mate, many furs. All cavepeople worry about fire rock prices. Must hunt smarter, gather faster. Big winter gift-giving time maybe not so big this year. Oog, mammoth hunter with strong spear arm: "Me see many cavepeople look at shiny rocks, then put back. Not enough mammoth hides for shiny rocks." Boog, best berry picker in cave valley: "Me hear many cavepeople say, 'Stay in cave. Too many rocks for travel.'" Chieftain Rock, leader of Big Cave Tribe: "Wise cavepeople hunt bargains. Save shiny pebbles. Winter long. Need many furs and much fire." Story by Ook from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.