Trump show tribe fake moving picture.
Picture have other chiefs, Schumer and Jeffries. They wear big funny hat.
Mouths move, say words they not say. Bad magic.
Big grunts in the Talking Cave! Chief Madeleine of Blue Rock Tribe stomp foot at Big Chief Mike of Red Rock Tribe. Old Big Chief Grump use his big echo cave to show a lying picture. The picture make it look like Chief Hakeem of Blue Rock Tribe say Grump should be new Big Chief. But Hakeem mouth not say that! It bad magic. The moving picture is a big lie.
Chief Madeleine find Big Chief Mike when all tribes raise hands. She show him the lying shiny rock. "Picture tell lie!" she grunt. "Your chief, Grump, share this bad magic. What we do now?" Big Chief Mike look at shiny rock. He grunt low, "Is… not real." Then he walk away. Many confused grunts fill the air. Trust in moving pictures is weak like wet stick.
Bogg, a club sharpener: "Me see shiny rock. Chief Madeleine face like angry sabertooth. Big Chief Mike just blink and walk. Very strange. No big yell."
Urka, a cave wall painter: "Lying pictures bad for tribe. My wall paintings show real hunt, real beast. If shiny rock can make mouth say lie, how we trust what we see? Bad, bad magic."
Zorp, Keeper of the Elder Stones: "Tribe need trust what eyes see. If pictures lie, trust is broken like dry bone. Broken trust make weak tribe. We must talk this at big fire."
Story by Gronk from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.