Big, Big mammoth hunt! Many, many shiny rocks! Biggest cave! Fire ALL time! Never hungry!

Big Boss Caveman Show Big Rock! Ugh. New fire-show "Mountainhead" show how big boss cavemen more big than other big boss cavemen. Fire-show man, Jesse Strongarm, use tricky rock-signs to show who strongest. Big cave, cost many mammoth tusks, show who most mammoth. Only biggest, strongest cavemen live there. Small cavemen no allowed. Strongarm say show about "point-zero-zero-one percent." Me no know what that mean, but sound like very few. Maybe mean cavemen with biggest fire, most shiny rocks. Show how they fight for biggest mammoth, even though already have many mammoth. Ugh. Oog, mammoth hunter: "Me see big cave on mountain! Bigger than chief's cave!" Bor, fire-keeper: "Me no understand. Why they fight? They already have much fire." Chieftain Rock, leader of Boulder Clan: "This fire-show teach important lesson. Always fight for biggest mammoth! Never be satisfied with small mammoth!" Story by Grog from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.