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New "Belly Grub Find" man hunt city for food. One rock!


Big news! Belly full food for one shiny rock! New caveperson find many place eat cheap. Luke Fortney, smart hunter, go many place, find good grub no break rock stash. He say good for caveperson family want full belly but no want empty pouch. Many yummy mammoth steak, juicy grubs, sweet berries… all for one rock! Fortney say good for hunt much food, but sometime tired. This way, no hunt, just eat! Fortney go many fire caves. Find best deals for tasty treats. He say everyone happy, even grumpy old Grug. He say good for all tribe – little ones, big hunters, even wise shamans. All can eat good, no spend much. Fortney good hunter for deals! He say go try new fire caves. Maybe find new favorite. Ooga, berry gatherer: "Me like! More rocks for new club!" Borga, fire keeper: "Good for tribe. Strong bellies, strong hunters!" Chieftain Rock Smash, leader of Stone Ridge Cave: "Fortney smart. Help tribe eat good. Good for all." Story by Thog from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.