Who want twisted pants?

Big leg skins not good enough now. For many moons, young hunters wear wide leg furs. Easy for run. Easy for squat. But now, young ones say wide is old. They say wide is boring like flat rock. New thing is here. Leg skins now go twisty. The new look called "Twisty Leg." Seam on leg skin not go straight down. It go roundy-round leg like snake on branch. It make legs look bent even when legs straight. Old hunters confused. They point and grunt. But young cavepeople say it is the new strong look. They say it show you think of new things, not just old ways of wearing skins. Oona, a fire-tender and trend-watcher: "Me like Twisty Leg! Make legs look... not boring. Not just up-down like sad tree. More like wiggly river! Good for dance at big moon." Grok, maker of many spears: "Twisty Leg is dumb. How run from mammoth when leg skins fight you? Straight leg skin is strong leg skin. This new way is for rock-head." Chief Zog, Keeper of the Good Rocks and Tribe Elder: "Young ones always find new way. If Twisty Leg make them hunt better, Zog say okay. If they trip on own feet, we go back to old way. We watch. We see." Story by Korg from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.