Big Trump club in far land. Land people break own rules for Trump. Why?

Big Noise! Trump Make Trade-Smash! Trump, big leader of fire-hair tribe, make big angry at other tribes. He say he smash trade if no give him what he want. Other tribes scared. They give Trump tribe best mammoth meat, shiny rocks, soft furs. They build big, fancy caves for Trump tribe. Trump say this good. Other tribes no like, but scared of trade-smash. Trump say other tribes cheat. He say his tribe strongest, smartest. He say his tribe deserve best stuff. Other tribes grumble, but build more fancy caves. They give more mammoth meat. They fear trade-smash. Big worry time for all tribes. Oog, mammoth hunter with one tusk: "Me see Trump tribe take best hunting grounds! No fair!" Zog, berry picker with hairy feet: "Me tribe give all best berries to Trump tribe. Now me tribe hungry!" Bor, Wise Elder of Rock Cave: "Trump make big noise. Maybe good, maybe bad. Me need more fire to think." Story by Gork from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.