Zac Brown Tribe Leader Gift Big Water-Floaty Ride! Whole Tribe Go!

Hear big news from far Fenway big-cave! Zac Brown grunt-song tribe leader, he gather many many cave-folk for loud-music time. Then, leader Zac Brown make loud sound, say: "Me give big water-floaty boat to ALL cave-folk here! Two spots for each!" Soon, many foot-digit dip water-edge, many happy grunts! This gift make whole valley feel good-warm! Tribe members talk, talk, talk about big water-floaty. Maybe now, less grumble for hunting, more happy-time for cave-paint? Two spots mean cave-mate can go, find new fish, see new shore! Spirits high, even if no new mammoth found. ### Local Commentary Ug, local berry picker: 'Me pick berries, but me hear story! Ug never see such big-gift! My cave-mate, she want go on water-floaty!' Thok, mammoth hunter: 'Thok usually hunt beast, but Thok see many happy faces at Fenway big-cave! Zac Brown leader, he good spirit-man, give big joy. Thok never see tribe so happy!' Elder Grok, tribal chief: 'Elder Grok say, this big-gift from Zac Brown tribe show good spirit. We must learn from this, share our bounty, keep tribe strong. Good things come to those who listen to good grunt-song!' Story by Oog from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.